Corrupt a wish...

Granted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but u have do "dance with me"

i wish i can "dance" with azure!

GRANTED but but then you get pwned by a werebear and hops.

I wish my doctor got the wrong papers back!

GRANTED. But then you get treated for Chemotherapy!


OHHHH I WISH I WERE AN OSCAR MAYER WIEEEEENER...

GRANTED but then you got eaten :>,<: pm me traildawg T.T

I wish I had cake!
(btw you cant get treated FOR chemo but I understand anyways :P)

GRANTED!! But i ate it =3

I wish i had ummm ummmm the power to ban bots!!

Granted, but then the bots haunt u in ur sleep forever!!

I wish I had more creame cheese ^^

granted but then it disappeared.

i wish i was waaaarrrm

GRANTED. But then you get extremely hot!

I wish had some outspark cash...

Granted, but due to an error in the site, you spend it all, don't get ur items and forgot to copy the reciept codes so you have no proof of ever having sparkcash!! ^^

I wish I could get these damned Finals OVER!!!!!!! and pass of course

Granted! ..... buuut....you get the chiken pox

I wish i knew why i got signed up for an earth science class i KNOW i didn't sign up for

*I've already HAD the chicken pox for ur information. I can't get them again so :P on u!*

Granted, but then you had to take the class to graduate

I wish my freakin' eye didn't hurt so bad!! ><

Granted but then it fell out and rolled away never to be found again!!!
I wish science wasn't so lame :>,<:

Granted, but then everything besides science became lame!! xD

I wish my wireless keyboard/mouse wasn't broken ><

granted but then you get the permenate blue screen of death!

I wish the servers were online

Granted but u couldn't get on anyway!!

I wish I could tell the guild 2 come chat in the chat room right now ><

Granted, but they disappeared in a second later... xD

I wish didn't have this 'Noob' title (lol, at least has Capital Letter)

granted! you became a citizen and now you owe wankie a unicorn


i wish i had sparkcash lol

i want sparcash.. i want to +9 my wand AND KILL THOSE GOD DAMN PESKY ORCS

Hey Blue ur supposed to corrupt da wish..well ill do it

Granted!!But ur spark csh vanishes immidiately after u get it..

I wish smone wud make my weapon+9

granted! but smoke decides to keep your +9 weapon!!

I wish I could plvl in the elven forest >.O W/O ppl calling me a noob >.<

granted! but then you get pwned by a trumpy. :>,<: i hate those!

I wish i was lvl 30 already

granted~~!!! but..................................... ummm.................... u'll never pass KQ ever again

i wish.. u guys play wow with me

granted!!!But all ur frnds start ignoring u

I wish umm......uhhhhhhh.....i cud make a wish ><

granted...... but...umm...umm...ur wishes will never come true


i wish!!..... wankie is my gf!

Granted!!But u loose ur ability to attract other girls

I wish all my wishes to cm true HAHA