Corrupt a wish...

Granted but then you and the enhancer also got banned banned and banned forever and ever for you participated in a robbery... of one elrue [1]... =P

I wish my cousin's computer was better... >.>
(really it's terrible, can-t play Fiesta and the internet is slug-speed slow -.-)

granted but it falls of da desk and breaks nd u cnt play fiesta neways


I wish i cud reach lvl 60 dis week ><

*i put "lvl" muhahaha

granted but Fiesta suddenly got deleted from the whole universe and you went to play another game

i wish someone would play a different game with me xD

Granted but then that game got deleted from the whole universe as well and then Fiesta got undeleted and you had to plevel crazy and Stammie EVERYDAYYYYYY pwahahah >=D

I wish my cousin's comp had morefree space... =(

granted but then it catches on fire and burns down a whole city or 2 and then you get sued and die D:!!!

i wish my brain wasnt so slow -___-

Granted but then an alien came from nowhere and sucked it through your eye "_______"

I wish I had a digital camera >D

granted, then you turned into a camera whore and you posted a pic on this forum, YAY! :D


i wish I had a digical camera XD

LMAOOOO

Granted but then your hands and face got abducted by aliens and then you couldn't take pics D;

I wish I had superpowers >D

granted but you passed out of all the power you got, and wan got all your superpowers.

i wish wan was my gf XD muhahaha

----> just passing by lolol

someone grant my my wish

Granted but then she broke up with you, got brainwashed and was reprogramed to kill yoooooo xD

I wish I could stay on my cousin's forever, and with a bettter comp

hehe, must kill~ -chants-

granted but then your cousin's family didn't pay for the eletricity bill and the eletricity peopl decided to never give you eletricty ever again so the computer was taken away to pay for the bill and so was the house and your cat :P

I wish i had a bigger bed and room! xD

granted but your parents didnt buy new house so you couldnt move, so they decided to keep the way things are now.

I wish i had one more computer =/

Granted, but then that computer turned to be a laptop to spell basic words like "pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcano-koniosis" or the full name of "titin". For babies aged from 0 to 3 months.

I wish I could get home by jet >D

granted, but the jet broke 10 mins after it started, and u had to walk home the rest of the way...

i wish i lived in brooklyn =/

GRANTED but the senator kicked you out, so BYEBYE brooklyn and also new york xD

i wish i had an imaginary friend like Hobbes <3

granted, but ur imaginary friend ran away from u =P cuz u scared him xP

i wish i had more computers =/

he can't run away if i imagine her/him/it with no legs.... er xD

granted but the downside was that the eletric bill was too high so your parents returned them

i wish for happiness, yay! :D

Granted but then all the happiness got accumulated, exploded and teared down everything they touched and turned all the world into a sad place D<

I wish for more happiness, wooh xD

granted but YOU exploded the moment it got granted by me! your guts touched my food and they turned into sushi! WOOTS xDD

i wish i could just magic and -pointswithawand- make my own clothes.

granted, but ur magic power got sucked out of u and ur wand got robbed by a freako xP (wonder who)

i wish i was more pro in fiesta =/

(Who is it? I wonder too... o.0 :P xD)

Granted but then you were so pro that you spoke too l33tly and no one could understand you, even the Fiesta program itself kicked you for your weird language!

I wish I had holidays forever!

granted, but u had holidays without internet! muhaha


i wish crazy stopps talking for 2 days xD

granted but after 2 days, he forgot how to talk

i wish i could run outside everyday without feeeling weird :p